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, I'm "Candy Man." I've got the headers to prove it too!
The original letter
it's referring to is still on The Stranger, but I can't find it on The Onion AV Club. (The Stranger is the "home" paper of Savage Love anyway.)
Dan Savage makes a point that didn't occur to me about bubble-gum cigarettes potentially enticing kids to smoke, but I occasionally got them as a kid and have never NEVER been tempted to try real cigarettes. *shrug*