7:22 PM — Ask an inappropriate question...
Today I saw a student with the following slogan on a T-shirt:
You, me, whipped cream, and a pair of handcuffs.
If it weren't totally inappropriate I would've replied with, "yeah, did you want to be whipped, or beaten with a paddle while I've got you handcuffed?"
His shirt totally didn't clarify which partner was to wear the cuffs. Or whether his partner had to be female. And if there'd be an audience. Man, there's a lot he left out.