10:13 PM — $$ Priceless $$
Extra money I earn as a full-time faculty member over what I earned as a grad student:
$670/mo ($8,000/yr)
Extra take-home pay after health insurance deductions (and union dues):
$250/mo ($3,000/yr)
Extra money to spend on a potential mortgage after rent, utilities, and other expenses:
$0.00/any time unit
*WAAAAAAAAAA!*