12:56 PM — Anal Sex and Blowjobs... ...are the other way of getting a sore ass and bruised knees. Saturday I discovered another method for obtaining them that burns more calories: snowboarding! A sport primarily about balanace, you may be thinking "Zandi, what prompted you of all people to give this a try?" (For those of you who don't know me in person, I am not that physically apt.) Why, a discount, my beloved readers! Pat's Peak has a deal where you can ski/board Saturday nights, 3pm to 10pm, for $21 including rental equipment. If I've gotta pay to make an ass of myself, at least I can say I did it for a bargain. Ah, that Jewish blood of mine finally surfaces!

Snowboarding is a fascinating sport in which I've found you don't have to actually use any muscles, just balancing (well, I guess that takes muscles, *hyuk*). That makes it easier than skiing. The downside is that when you fall in skiing, you just fall on your hips, and you usually hit arm first, so you don't bruise. However, in boarding, you fall either ass-first, or knees-first, and hence, bruise. Oh, and summersaults are pretty easy too.

I've got a few photos up on my webpage, but they're all of me looking spiffy, since I was too busy falling to take pictures when my feet were actually attached to the board.   ¶ permalink | 0 musings